Tonight I tried to cook Ramen and I set the stove on fire.
Put your arms around me,
Fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I am working on a new project called the Tall Poppy Club.
I want to share your story. Contact me at email@example.com, so I can crawl inside your brain and take a piece with me to slather all over the internet. You are all mermaids and shining stars. I want the world to be inspired by your greatness.